So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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