ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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