Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
