If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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