Cold hands, warm shart.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
