I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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