Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
