what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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