you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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