this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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