Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
then he tried to convert me to islam
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
is it fun? or sober?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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