so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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