The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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