It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable