glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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