I don't usually arrange sex via text message
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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