Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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