Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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