Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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