Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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