what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
