Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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