How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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