How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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