omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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