Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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