what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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