I can't watch pbs sober anymore
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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