I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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