But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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