I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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