Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wish i was in the wii world.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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