So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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