oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She bit a glass in half.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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