singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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