did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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