How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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