it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
