handjob tips. give me some.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sext me about skeletons
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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