people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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