Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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