I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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And Reverse Cowgirl. Don't forget the Reverse Cowgirl
Or a light switch
Don't forget the Dutch Baker: where they wear a cloth covering their face and bend over as their oven is steaming.
This is just sad
Doggy style won't help much if she has linebacker shoulders and terrible hygiene
Paper bags also