Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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