No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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