i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I need to align my fucking chakras
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