How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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