i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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