This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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