There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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