You're so nebulous sometimes
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Someone came in the potted fern
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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