problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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