And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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