and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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