Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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