Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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