So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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