I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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